But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human.
Kurt Vonnegut (via ryannxp)

(Source: emilyohlion)

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  • Baby: M-m-m
  • Me: Marxism will prevail?
  • Baby: M-mommy
  • Me: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist
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rachpots:

Donald Glover really broke my heart with all of these. 

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claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

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kendrickulous:

coffee-filters:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

god dammit

#some Dark humor there

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prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

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It’s strange, isn’t it, how the idea of belonging to someone can sound so great? It can be comforting, the way it makes things decided. We like the thought of being held, until it’s too tight. We like that certainty, until it means there’s no way out. And we like being his, until we realize we’re not ours anymore.
Deb Caletti, Stay (via vrban)
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